Homeowners Insurance Jokes

A lawyer and an farmer were fishing off Hawaii. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my home burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything under my homeowners insurance policy.” “That’s quite a coincidence,” said the farmer. “I’m here because my farm house and all my [...]

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That’s quite a coincidence” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a [...]

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