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		<title>Homeowners Insurance Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer and an farmer were fishing off Hawaii. The lawyer said, &#8220;I&#8217;m here because my home burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything under my homeowners insurance policy.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s quite a coincidence,&#8221; said the farmer. &#8220;I&#8217;m here because my farm house and all my [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 23, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/homeowners-insurance-joke">Homeowners Insurance Joke</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  5de4c76122466514e6700f0e9d1b9d0b) &#169; <a class="February 23, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk">Insurance Jokes</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Insurance Company Revenge Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An insurance salesman thought he had a surefire way of cheating the insurance company he&#8217;d worked for, for almost 20 years that had just retired him early. He thought this would be the perfect revenge for the loss of his career. He purchased a case of rare, very expensive Cuban cigars and insured them against [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/fire-and-flood-insurance-joke" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Fire and Flood Insurance Joke">Fire and Flood Insurance Joke</a></li><li><a href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/homeowners-insurance-joke" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Homeowners Insurance Joke">Homeowners Insurance Joke</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 23, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/insurance-company-revenge-joke">Insurance Company Revenge Joke</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  5de4c76122466514e6700f0e9d1b9d0b) &#169; <a class="February 23, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk">Insurance Jokes</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Army Life Insurance Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Airman Smithy was assigned to the army induction center, where he advised new army recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI life insurance policies. It wasn&#8217;t long before Captain Brown noticed that Airman Smithy was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling army life insurance to nearly 100% of the army recruits he advised. Rather [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/life-insurance-jokes" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Life Insurance Jokes">Life Insurance Jokes</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 23, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/army-life-insurance-joke">Army Life Insurance Joke</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  5de4c76122466514e6700f0e9d1b9d0b) &#169; <a class="February 23, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk">Insurance Jokes</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Car Insurance Claim Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below is a list of real car insurance claim quotes, so what real insurance claimants has put on their car insurance claim forms! Funny Car Insurance Claim Quote 01 A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. Funny Car Insurance Claim Quote 02 A truck backed through my windshield into my wife&#8217;s face. Funny [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/insurance-company-revenge-joke" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Insurance Company Revenge Joke">Insurance Company Revenge Joke</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 22, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/funny-car-insurance-claim-quotes">Funny Car Insurance Claim Quotes</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  5de4c76122466514e6700f0e9d1b9d0b) &#169; <a class="February 22, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk">Insurance Jokes</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Life Insurance Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Insurance Jokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life Insurance Joke 01 If you sleep with a prostitute that&#8217;s Commercial Union. Life Insurance Joke 02 If you sleep with all types that&#8217;s Group Life. Life Insurance Joke 03 If you sleep with your girlfriend that&#8217;s Mutual Trust. Life Insurance Joke 04 If you sleep with your wife that&#8217;s Legal and General. Life Insurance [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/army-life-insurance-joke" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Army Life Insurance Joke">Army Life Insurance Joke</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 22, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/life-insurance-jokes">Life Insurance Jokes</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  5de4c76122466514e6700f0e9d1b9d0b) &#169; <a class="February 22, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk">Insurance Jokes</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Fire and Flood Insurance Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, &#8220;I&#8217;m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s quite a coincidence&#8221; said the engineer. &#8220;I&#8217;m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/homeowners-insurance-joke" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Homeowners Insurance Joke">Homeowners Insurance Joke</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 22, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk/fire-and-flood-insurance-joke">Fire and Flood Insurance Joke</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  5de4c76122466514e6700f0e9d1b9d0b) &#169; <a class="February 22, 2012" href="http://www.insurance-jokes.co.uk">Insurance Jokes</a></small>]]></description>
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