Comments for Insurance Jokes

Comment on Funny Car Insurance Claim Quotes by William

William — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:48:10 +0000

Car A is excdeding the speed limit of 50km/h. Car B is driving recklessly making a U-turn causing accident to Car A.Conclusion: Car B is at fault. Car A can make insurance claims against Car B.

Comment on Funny Car Insurance Claim Quotes by Tighmir Sayles

Tighmir Sayles — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 04:09:48 +0000

I was driving along the highway and I observed a figure that looked like my dead husband so I hit him in order to keep getting his social security checks.

Comment on Insurance Company Revenge Joke by insurance company

insurance company — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:16:49 +0000

Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each Insurance companies service.

The first one said, “When one of our insureds died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and had mailed a check on Wednesday evening.

The second one said, “When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening.

The last salesman said, “That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of a tall building. One of our insured who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor.

Comment on Insurance Company Revenge Joke by insurance company

insurance company — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:13:48 +0000

What’s the difference between an insurance company CEO and the mafia don?

The insurance company CEO can tell you how many people will die this year. The mafia don can tell you the names of all of them.