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Marry a Health Insurance Agent Joke

Posted in Health Insurance Jokes

A woman was in hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, “I have some very bad news for you. You only have three months to live.” “Oh that’s awful,” the woman sighs, “what will I do?” The doctor replies, “Marry a health insurance agent.” “Will that make me live longer?” asks the […]


Insurance Company Revenge Joke

Posted in Insurance Companies Jokes

An insurance salesman thought he had a surefire way of cheating the insurance company he’d worked for, for almost 20 years that had just retired him early. He thought this would be the perfect revenge for the loss of his career. He purchased a case of rare, very expensive Cuban cigars and insured them against […]


Funny Car Insurance Claim Quotes

Posted in Car Insurance Jokes

Below is a list of real car insurance claim quotes, so what real insurance claimants has put on their car insurance claim forms! Funny Car Insurance Claim Quote 01 A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. Funny Car Insurance Claim Quote 02 A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face. Funny […]


Life Insurance Jokes

Posted in Life Insurance Jokes

Life Insurance Joke 01 If you sleep with a prostitute that’s Commercial Union. Life Insurance Joke 02 If you sleep with all types that’s Group Life. Life Insurance Joke 03 If you sleep with your girlfriend that’s Mutual Trust. Life Insurance Joke 04 If you sleep with your wife that’s Legal and General. Life Insurance […]


Army Life Insurance Joke

Posted in Life Insurance Jokes

Airman Smithy was assigned to the army induction center, where he advised new army recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI life insurance policies. It wasn’t long before Captain Brown noticed that Airman Smithy was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling army life insurance to nearly 100% of the army recruits he advised. Rather […]


Homeowners Insurance Joke

Posted in Homeowners Insurance Jokes

A lawyer and an farmer were fishing off Hawaii. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my home burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything under my homeowners insurance policy.” “That’s quite a coincidence,” said the farmer. “I’m here because my farm house and all my […]


Fire and Flood Insurance Joke

Posted in Homeowners Insurance Jokes

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That’s quite a coincidence” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a […]


 
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